Truth Rules

A blog for fans of Clay Aiken. It may take a while but in the end, truth will win out over lies. Keep it clean, no threats ... and if I don't like what you say I own the delete key.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Escort service?

Funny thing is when you google escort service all these definitions for prostitution come up. Used to be a time when it only applied to females, but it seems that gay males can engage in the worlds oldest profession also.

The following statement was made by a gay male - does it sound like an ad to you?

"how did you meet a guy all the way out there?" What many of you ... are unaware of are the exclusive gay dating sites. These are sites that are reserved for men of stature looking for attractive, intelligent and athletic men such as myself. It's a very exclusive site where one has to be interviewed over the phone several times and then flown to either Dallas, Sacramento, Washington DC, Ft. Lauderdale, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, New York, or Chicago for a face to face interview. Once you are selected to be a member of this club you are matched with men that are a fit. Let me make it clear that it is NOT an escort site, but an exclusive site designed for men seeking a relationship with other men."

Then we have this little gem taken from a CNN transcript of their coverage on a murder trial.

"....a soldier stationed at Ft. Bragg. He was also a gay male escort."

"UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: What types of service did you perform?"

"MALE ESCORT: Oh, wow. That's pretty broad. Basically it's a companionship for other males of legal age."

"UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Did you all actually discuss what you were going to do when you were to get together..."

MALE ESCORT: Yes, ma'am.

"UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: And what were you all planning on doing?"

"MALE ESCORT: Having sex."

The authorities just busted a gay male prostitution ring being run out of Ft. Bragg, NC.

Is escort another word for prostitution? You decide.


Blogger Oh Crap said...

Which just goes to prove that a buttboi by any other name is still a buttboi

October 30, 2006 2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To borrow a quote from our favorite pickle, "If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck".


October 30, 2006 4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then I bet it f---s like a duck too.

Guess pickleliar would sure know about that.

October 30, 2006 8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know the way to Ft. Bragg, Butty? Now you wouldn't have anything to do with a gay prostitution ring, would you? Nah, you'd never do that. You're just looking for a rich celebrity boyfriend to take care of you.

October 31, 2006 12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think escort is a word that is supposed to denote a higher quality prostitute.(which I find hilarious in regards to pickle LIAR) It also gets around the illegalities of prostitution by calling it something else. It is like "massage parlors" where alot more than massaging takes place. In the case of the lying pickle quote I think the term "two bit whore" is more applicable. "Cheap Slut" works too.I find it hard to believe anyone would pay unless they were extremely visually impared. They would have to be for that description to fly. And with the elevted senses of smell,touch and hearing the blind have I think they would elect to pass on the pickle. A wise choice!!!

October 31, 2006 1:36 AM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

nevermore-lenore, send me your email and I'll ask.

October 31, 2006 9:46 PM  
Blogger badger said...

I vote for "cheap slut". Seems to suit the pickleboy.

November 01, 2006 12:29 AM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

Nevermore - check you're PM's on Adam's board.

November 01, 2006 1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it looks like a frog then it
croaks like a frog. ribbbbittttt!!!

November 01, 2006 3:04 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

A2 - got it and replied.

November 01, 2006 8:46 PM  
Blogger nevermore-lenore said...

"Is escort another word for prostitution? You decide."

If paulass is involved ,hell yes!

badger, I'm leaning towards * two bit whore * myself. LOL

November 01, 2006 8:47 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

A2 - yes. Check your PM's again.

November 01, 2006 10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah! Looks like someone got hisself caught out again...

I'm gonna go with the "cheap whore" description myself..

November 02, 2006 9:43 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

To the one making threats:

Scare tactics won't work.

A: Don't see a name there.

B: Does the shoe fit?

November 04, 2006 12:58 PM  
Anonymous lizzybutts said...

Truth Rules said...
To the one making threats:
Scare tactics won't work.
A: Don't see a name there.
B: Does the shoe fit?
November 04, 2006 12:58 PM

Good one Truth!!!! bwahah!
es..whoring service is more like it


November 04, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

A certain person, not naming names, would do well to heed their own words.

November 04, 2006 2:43 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

Good lord stalker boy, your a laugh a minute. I haven't been to the swamp in ages and I'm certainly not the slightest bit worried.

Now go away and stop bothering me. Your not welcome here.

November 04, 2006 4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like John S. Paulus 100% to me!!! Freaking whore....

November 04, 2006 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth do you need to borrow my fly swatter??? Nats and flys are always a pain in the ass....BTW speaking of pain in the ass....PaulASS did it hurt when you got that baseball bat shoved up you ass????and do you now wear extra absorbant depends because of it???

November 04, 2006 5:39 PM  

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