Truth Rules

A blog for fans of Clay Aiken. It may take a while but in the end, truth will win out over lies. Keep it clean, no threats ... and if I don't like what you say I own the delete key.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Cooties


Be careful folks. The dreaded childhood "disease" of cooties is invading cyberspace. It is highly contagious and greatly feared.

The Clinton Administration Declared Cooties a Security Threat "This is not just a medical issue," Clinton said in a prepared statement."This becomes an issue of National Security, because, ever since the Kennedy administration, it has been U.S. policy not to negotiate with anyone that has Cooties."

The only protection against cooties for those who have not reached adulthood is to get a cootie shot. This shot can be self administered and is free so don't worry about medical coverage. All you need to do is draw two circles on your arm with your index finger, and then place one dot inside each circle while chanting "circle circle dot dot, now I've got my cootie shot".

If your the type that is afraid of shots you can always try making a cootie catcher and eliminating them that way. Our fellow blogger OhCrap gave these directions:

Get a piece of paper and make sure it's cut in a perfect square. If you have 8 1/2 X 11 piece of tablet paper cut it down to 8 1/2 X 8 1/2. Fold the paper in half and crease it good. Open it and then fold it in half the other way and crease it good.

Open it again to see the pie wedge shapes between the creases and then fold the wedges toward the center so you have a smaller square. Flip your smaller square over and fold the corners toward the middle so you have an even smaller square. The bottom of that smaller square will now have 4 openable flaps to slide your thumbs and booger fingers into. After you do that then smush all 4 fingers toward each other until the paper forms a peak. (If you can't do that easily then you need to take the fingers out and press the creases of the small square again.)

After you form the peak you can point your index fingers away from you and thumbs toward you at the same time then close. Now try pulling your right thumb & finger to the right and left to the left and keep going back and forth.


Unlike measles, mumps or chicken pox, however, cooties are completely imaginary so the very best way to avoid them is to just grow up.

17 Comments:

Blogger Shady said...

Too funny Truth!!! ROLTFL!!!
I be sure to get me cootie shot,
don't wanna catch em'. HaHa!!!

July 14, 2006 5:47 PM  
Blogger Oh Crap said...

Oh Gosh! I just peed my pants. I've been swatting cooties from my blog all day long, Sister in Truth, don't let them get to you.

July 14, 2006 6:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just grow up - priceless
I think after what we have been through it would take a nuclear bomb to distroy Claynation. Cooties hahahahaha

July 14, 2006 7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since I'm afraid of shots,I think the cootie catcher is the way to go for me. I hope someone is working on developing an oral vaccine that will eventually elininate the threat of an epidemic of "cooties". Great blog--very funny!

July 14, 2006 8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwah!!!! That was worth the price of admission. Seriously, whoooda thunk we Clay fans would ever be sitting here discussing cooties!!!

July 14, 2006 10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh God, we're 12 again.hee

July 14, 2006 10:49 PM  
Blogger cat1241239371 said...

That was priceless!

Maybe we can hangup that poster cutout of CA that pickle kept sexing up claiming it was the real deal to catch the cooties.

Cat

July 14, 2006 10:56 PM  
Blogger WRU said...

Here ya Go!

http://wombatsrus-wombatsrus.blogspot.com/

July 14, 2006 11:45 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

WombatsRUS, cute blog.

July 15, 2006 7:53 AM  
Blogger Linda said...

Unlike measles, mumps or chicken pox, however, cooties are completely imaginary so the very best way to avoid them is to just grow up.

That was my favorite part of the whole blog. Thanks Truth, again another great blog!

July 15, 2006 9:04 AM  
Blogger WRU said...

This is pretty good:

http://www.headliceinfo.com/book_sample.htm

July 15, 2006 10:27 AM  
Anonymous Polly Graf said...

Wombats, in particular, have Clay Aiken's BACK!!

I tried to comment at your blog, but couldn't.

July 15, 2006 12:40 PM  
Blogger WRU said...

Sorry about that Polly Graf,

I appreciate it!

Wombatsrus

July 15, 2006 8:25 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

To whomever is trying to post as John, it's not going to work. So give it up.

July 15, 2006 9:55 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

Anonymous,

I appreciate your telling me what you did. I'm just going to keep that to myself for now.

July 16, 2006 7:33 AM  
Blogger WRU said...

JP tried to sell the fake washcloth on ebay. Sorry Pickle, illegal fake crap doesn't work for ebay!

WRU

July 16, 2006 11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth Rules.. you don't have to post this. I just wanted to clear it up that 'I' didn't do anything. I was just letting it be known what's going on. That's all :)

July 16, 2006 11:58 AM  

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