Truth Rules

A blog for fans of Clay Aiken. It may take a while but in the end, truth will win out over lies. Keep it clean, no threats ... and if I don't like what you say I own the delete key.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Featured Creatures

Today's featured creature:
Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Tagline: Not since the beginning of time has the world beheld terror like this!

Plot Outline: A scientific expedition traveling up the Amazon River encounter a dangerous humanoid amphibious fish creature.

Released in 1954 this is said to be one of the greatest horror movies ever made. Originally shot in 3D it's a classic story of beauty and the beast. Rieu Browning plays the Gill Man, dressed in a green gilled rubber suit.

Terror lurks in the waters of the Black Lagoon. "I can tell you something about this place. The boys around here call it The Black Lagoon. Only they say nobody has ever come back alive to prove it."

What makes the Black Lagoon so terrifying? The creature who inhabits it's murky waters, lying in wait for an innocent young girl to dare enter.

One Amazon reviewer had this to say about the creature: "Unlike the other rubber-suit monsters in B-grade horror flicks from the 1950s, the eponymous monster in this film does actually look real and frightening. Especially scary are the close-up shots of the creature when he is out of the water. Gasping for air, his mouth opens and closes in short spasms as the fins on his gills gesticulate in a parallel rhythm, and he quite convincingly comes across as a giant mutant fish with nothing but most malevolent of intentions."

Rather campy by today's standards but it is available on DVD through Amazon. Great for those who enjoy a good monster movie.

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a dill pickle is purely coincidental.

25 Comments:

Blogger Oh Crap said...

Bwahahahaha! Love the resemblance and reference to the dill pickle.

June 29, 2006 5:04 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

All the cesspool talk made me think of the Black Lagoon. Word association and all that jazz.

June 29, 2006 5:45 PM  
Anonymous NC Gal said...

I'm with OC.........BWWWAHHHHH!

June 29, 2006 5:52 PM  
Blogger Calico said...

A man who lives right, and is right, has more power in his silence than any other has by his words. Indeed, silence is oftimes more eloquent than words in the face of adversity.

June 29, 2006 6:05 PM  
Blogger anemare said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

June 29, 2006 7:21 PM  
Anonymous Polly Graf said...

Gasping for air, his mouth opens and closes in short spasms as the fins on his gills gesticulate in a parallel rhythm, and he quite convincingly comes across as a giant mutant fish with nothing but most malevolent of intentions."

Yessiree! I've met this monster. I'd recognize that description anywhere. Last I heard he's trying to get on Prime Time Slime, but their schedule is booked for the coming year.

I have a suggestion. He could try turning himself into America's Most Wanted.

June 29, 2006 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hee Polly, yeah that. What a tool he is.

June 29, 2006 9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely bears a striking resemblance to the dill pickle.
How bout America's Slimiest Pickle
a good show for him to be on.

June 29, 2006 10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a quote from John Paulus on his blog.

He states the following: "Personally, I feel sorry for Carol4Clay. I know what she is going through. It hurts to be used and to be promised something and then not have that promised honored."

Can anyone and I mean everyone say HYPOCRITE? It hurts to be promised something and not have that promise honored? Althought I don't believe a word out of the prick's mouth about his Clay encounter, but isn't it John Paulus who alegedly says he promissed Clay he'd be discreet and has blabbed his personal business all over the net and to rag magazines?

Things that just make one scratch their ass in bewilderment. The epitomy of pot meeting kettle.

June 29, 2006 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can somebody give me the link to the Equalizers blog? And Poly Graf, they now claim over there that you are Carol4Clay, and you are welcome there.

June 29, 2006 11:24 PM  
Blogger threeleftsdo said...

hmmmm...the Creature is part man and part fish... i'm not seeing any part resembling that of a "Man" there but there is something defititely "Fishy"!

June 29, 2006 11:32 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

http://clays-equalizers.blogspot.com/

June 29, 2006 11:34 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

To Anonymous,

I'm sorry to edit your post. I really do not want blogs from the Black Lagoon (aka cesspool) copied here.

I am however, posting your last paragraph for you.

Anonymous @ 10:53am said

John, You don't permit racism on your blog, yet SHF spouted some jewish words I found insulting and one other time a crack was made about filipinos ( I believe that was that pompous Clarus), your exclaymates pounced all over Erika and threw her off the blog just like they were thrown off the clay sites. Any lurker with a brain can see the hate that is spewed on your blog. Only lurkers without a brain fall for it!
Also want to thank Tinfoilhat for admitting she has access to the private areas of the Clayboard. Matey's be forwarned. Your comments may be printed in JP's Blog.

June 30, 2006 10:57 AM  
Blogger superherofan said...

Oh please... Stop with the "truth as ONLY YOU see it".

Go read ALL my comments about Barbra Walters and Larry King. I was not being hateful at all but commending them on their loyalty as longtime friends which includes, OH MY GOODNESS, them both being Jewish.

So post ALL my truth... but I bet you won't because you want to sensor things how YOU want to show them to support YOUR longtime agendas!

June 30, 2006 11:08 AM  
Blogger Erika2610 said...

Thank you Truth rules. At least I wasn't delusional in thinking I was basically driven out of there. They complain that I wasn't truthful, because they found out I posted here too. At least people don't 'pounce' on me here.

June 30, 2006 4:01 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

Erika2610 said...
Thank you Truth rules. At least I wasn't delusional in thinking I was basically driven out of there. They complain that I wasn't truthful, because they found out I posted here too. At least people don't 'pounce' on me here.

June 30, 2006 5:01 PM

Imagine that. No pouncing, no bigotry, no homophobia, no cursing, no whatever. Except for some spams and stalker boy posts there are very very few that I haven't let through. Even Emach got to say what she wanted. So did SHF.

Lies are lies no matter how nicely giftwrapped they look.

It does amuse me that since I started this blog "Truth" seems to have become the byword. To bad some don't know what it means and only give it lip service.

June 30, 2006 4:15 PM  
Blogger John Paulus said...

Oh truth be honest. I know that will be difficult for you to do and it's something that you aren't accustomed to. Since when do you let every or most post through. There is no free speech on your blog. If anyone says anything remotely negative about Clay you censor it. Opinions are not allowed to be discussed here. The two things this blog is is hate and an Aiken kool-aid stop.

June 30, 2006 4:35 PM  
Anonymous Polly Graf said...

Erika - I followed the brow beating you took from those at JP's blog, who would have us believe that everyone is welcome there.

That may be a true statement, but it isn't a statement of fact. And sadly, you had to experience that first hand. You had to learn the hard way that they won't listen to what you have to say unless it falls in line with their way of thinking.

I have always believed that "love" is stronger than "hate." And love covers a multitude of things that often can be overlooked. JP's blog is filled with those who have an axe to grind, an agenda of their own, or a vendetta to settle. That type of motivation leaves very little room for love.

June 30, 2006 4:42 PM  
Blogger Truth Rules said...

"If anyone says anything remotely negative about Clay you censor it."

Well at least you got that part right. Now quit yer bitchin' and go back to the swamp you crawled out of. You are not welcome here.

June 30, 2006 5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh truth be honest. I know that will be difficult for you to do and it's something that you aren't accustomed to.


Well, THIS^^^^^, certainly makes me laugh. You do know you've been a liar since day one, right?

June 30, 2006 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

superherofan said...
Oh please... Stop with the "truth as ONLY YOU see it".

Go read ALL my comments about Barbra Walters and Larry King. I was not being hateful at all but commending them on their loyalty as longtime friends which includes, OH MY GOODNESS, them both being Jewish.

I call it as I see it. You wouldn't be trying to get me to think your way would ya? I see racist and hate comments 24/7 on jp's blog. As a matter of fact, some of you fit the description of the very claymates he hates.You gave yourselves away the night you had your little Richard Chamberlain love fest. Dr. Kildare puts you in the old hag category and Nofatslobs also hates old ladies. Watch your backs!

June 30, 2006 6:34 PM  
Anonymous Polly Graf said...

Here's a little of Buddy Jean's version of the truth:

jonahcruise: "I really do like you... I think you are a kind person... I WILL NOT do anything like that again... Clay believe me you can trust me... Please believe me... You can trust me. I want to be your friend... Did you not like me?... Can you call me?... When will you trust me again?... You will be able to... God Bless you too... I promise to God that I would not betray you so don't be concerned. I am not that type of person at all.

And six months later we know you ARE that kind of person and more!

June 30, 2006 6:59 PM  
Blogger Linda said...

JP wouldn't know the truth if it snuck up behind him and smacked him upside the head.

Your blog is nothing but a den of hatred, bigotry and lies. Why would you think that we want to read that here?

Truth - keep up the good work! I love how JP twists everything so that it reads as his truth, not THE truth! He has nothing but his blog - no real friends, no job and NO LIFE to speak of.

I'm gonna be gone for a week - going on vacation with my family. Although I'll have the laptop with me to check in from time to time if I can find some free time. I might be busy! At least I HAVE a LIFE! Too bad you can't say the same!

June 30, 2006 8:44 PM  
Blogger nzclaynz said...

"JP wouldn't know the truth if it snuck up behind him and smacked him upside the head."

So, so true, Linda.

I keep telling you John, your lies don't wash with us over here, because we know the truth. So do us the favour of not bullsh***ing us, 'kay?

July 01, 2006 12:33 AM  
Blogger Erika2610 said...

John, let's face it. The same can be said about your blog.. anybody that dare disagree with the posters there, gets attacked and driven out. Look at one of the last blogs. I haven't been there in a while, and the conversation's about me and how childish I am. Why? Because I dare expressed my opinion, and that I don't support John.

July 01, 2006 10:34 AM  

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